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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

thoughttrainderailed:

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

shippery:

aka im a terrible person

tardistoaster:

raydelblau:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

reblogging because this is the best idea ever

filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

scribbly-z-raid:

Ok the first quote is paraphrased cause I kind of forgot it but trust me it sounded pretty badass and was around those lines and also I shit you not he actually fucking says this

Cold and ruthless yet secretly man child Zant is completely canon and always has been

scribbly-z-raid:

Ok the first quote is paraphrased cause I kind of forgot it but trust me it sounded pretty badass and was around those lines and also I shit you not he actually fucking says this

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Cold and ruthless yet secretly man child Zant is completely canon and always has been